Free Trash - He's The Santa Claus

from Holiday Jukebox Volume 2 by Holiday Jukebox

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he don't like turkey
he don't want gravy
green and purple eggs drive him crazy
he don't like grass
he don't like bunnies
he don't pick shamrocks
he don't get drunk.

he's the santa claus

he's got the elves working for minimum wage
assembly line toys are all the rage
he don't do laundry
he don't wash the dishes
he's got mrs. santa claus chained up in the kitchen
he talks the christmas talk, but don't walk the christmas walk

he's the santa claus

works one day a year
keeps everybody wishin'
but the sign on his door says "gone ice fishin'"

he's the santa claus

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from Holiday Jukebox Volume 2, released December 12, 2013
Chris Fallon, Dustin Clark

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Holiday Jukebox San Francisco, California

What an awesome idea, getting as many friends to write a Christmas song with me in a nearly impossible amount of time. And alas, here we are with an epic list of mostly original Christmas tunes for you to love now and eventually hate over the years. We hope this brightens your days. Happy Holidays!!! ... more

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